It's true, your IT staff makes fun of you behind your back. We love sharing stupid user stories. A few days ago, I had a new one for the books. I was repairing and updating several of our reference PCs. On a couple of them, I had taken the hard drives out of to update the software. So the case was open, wires were sticking out of it, and the power off. While my back was turned, sure enough, someone sat down at one of those computers (and we were not busy, so there were no shortage of obviously working computers at that time) and turned it on so that he could use it. And then looked confused when nothing happened.