"...look no further for the true meaning of life..."

Because it is right here: Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt Energy Drink - Asian Experience.

I can't tell if this is supposed to be funny or not. The rest of the site looks like a real retail site, but then you have this piece of writing:
Cold Weather Alert: Due to the cold temperatures of the winter months, customers have been experiencing exploding Bawls. We at Xoxide are very concerned for the safety of our customers and do not wish for their Bawls to freeze.

Yeah, I'd hate for that to happen too.

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